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Hey, it’s me again. The mastermind behind EA doge, newtothelulz. I’ve finally managed to sneak a picture of the infamous Emeel Fritzgel.
It seems this lady has been behind every strange thing around the Mistress. She told me her birthplace was a microwave where a no gluten oatmeal had exploded. I don´t know if I should believe her claims about being the owner of the killer violin bow, but…Anyway, I believe she will continue FPF us.